The Weatherman Quotes
Jeff: Hey.
Larry (with cane): Came for my sneaker.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Larry: I fell in the toilet.
Jeff: How did you fall in the toilet?
Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up.
Jeff: What does that have to do with you?
Larry: I pee sitting down.
Jeff: You pee sitting down?
Larry: Yeah, have you ever tried it?
Jeff: No!
Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.
Jeff: What are you reading?
Larry: I'm reading a lot of stuff.
Jeff: What stuff?
Larry: If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!
Jeff: Twenty times?
Larry: Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something.
Jeff: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while your learning something?
Larry: ...And how about that hygienist. It's like if you go to a prostitute, and the prostitute goes around and tells everybody that you got a small penis. Not that I've ever been to a prostitute... not that I have a small penis.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 Larry: Hey Pop, do me a favor?
Nat: MMM?
Larry: Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down.
Nat: What are you p***y-whipped?
Larry: It's not really about her, It's about me, I pee sitting down.
Larry (At Dr. Sol Funkhouser's dentist office, upset as Sol ruined his sleeve):: "Oh, great, look he ruined the shirt, look, look at this cuff, and its flopping all over the place, look at that! whats with him?"
Nurse: "He's not himself right now, his uncle has Hodgkins."
Larry: "Yeah, but it's the good Hodgkins."
Nurse: "I didn't know there was a good Hodgkins."
Larry: "I'm not saying it's a great Hodgkins, It's a good Hodgkins."
