Thor Quotes
Larry: Wrestling's fixed.
Thor's kid 1: What do you mean?
Larry: All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre-determined. It's completely illegitimate.
Thor's kid 2: You mean it's fake?
Larry: Exactly, fake. That's exactly the word I'm looking for. Dad's kind of a big fake. You know what he is? He's more of an actor than a wrestler.
Thor's kid 1: Dad's an actor?
Larry: That's right. The whole thing's a big phoney boloney. Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real. You tell him the bald turd said hello.
Wanda Sykes: Larry, you are an ass man!
Larry: I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obssessed with asses.
Larry: Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: [to Wanda Sykes] Hey, I'd know that tush anywhere!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007