Trick or Treat Quotes
Larry: Bald asshole? That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.
Police officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended.
Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect.
Trick or treaters: It's Halloween, can we get some candy?
Larry: Yeah, it's Halloween but that doesn't mean you can go around to people's houses and bilk candy from them.
Walter: (to Larry) You know what you are, you are a self loathing Jew.
Larry: Well I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
Larry: (to Shelley Cobb) You know we should have sex sometime.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: You know my grandfather's name was John Bingo, and he invented the game "Bingo."
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 Larry: I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Blue cheese on the side.
Cliff Cobb: Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad?
Larry: Do you have a problem with it?
Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb salad fame.
Larry: I think that this is a real bull s**t story.
Larry: I'm sorry I was late. I just couldn't decide what to wear.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007