Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes (Page 3)
Susie: Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! Alright, just get me the f**king [doll] head, alright?! Get me the f**king head, alright!? Both of you, I've had it! You four-eyed f**k and you fat piece of s**t! Get me the head!
• Rating 3.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: I'm just nice. You have nice/p***y confusion.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: He's not an asshole he's just shy. You have shy/asshole confusion my friend.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 John: Thank you for your time and for donating the lunch. We really appreciate it.
Larry: Please, whatever you need. I'll donate anything you want. I'll donate it all. My time, my organs. What do you want? You want a kidney? I'll give you a kidney. What else do you need? I've got a terrific penis. I could donate a penis. I've got a good spleen. Excellent spleen. [starts singing the "Mr. Clean" commercial jingle]
"Mr. Spleen gets rid of dirt and grime, and grease in just a minute. Mr. Spleen will clean your whole house and everything that's in it, Mr. Spleen."
Larry: Big family?
John: Yeah. Five brothers and sisters, you know, Irish.
Larry: You ever catch your parents having sex?
John: No..
Larry: Me either.
Larry: I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
• Rating 4.6 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: How could you not go in with an ace high? Oh, you c**t, what a c**t!
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 Larry: How were the garlic noodles the other night?
Alan Wasserman: What?
Larry: The garlic noodles?
Alan Wasserman: I didn't touch your garlic noodles.
Larry: I didn't say you touched my garlic noodles. They were your garlic noodles.
Alan Wasserman: Right.
Larry: But you did touch the shrimp.
Larry: This isn't our food.
Cheryl: Did you check the order before you left?
Larry: Yeah, I did, but I decided to take the wrong food home. Thank you for inquiring.
Larry: Bald asshole? That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.
Police officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended.
Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect.