Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes (Page 4)
Trick or treaters: It's Halloween, can we get some candy?
Larry: Yeah, it's Halloween but that doesn't mean you can go around to people's houses and bilk candy from them.
Walter: (to Larry) You know what you are, you are a self loathing Jew.
Larry: Well I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
Larry: (to Shelley Cobb) You know we should have sex sometime.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: You know my grandfather's name was John Bingo, and he invented the game "Bingo."
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 Larry: I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Blue cheese on the side.
Cliff Cobb: Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad?
Larry: Do you have a problem with it?
Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb salad fame.
Larry: I think that this is a real bull s**t story.
Larry: I'm sorry I was late. I just couldn't decide what to wear.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 Larry: Wrestling's fixed.
Thor's kid 1: What do you mean?
Larry: All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre-determined. It's completely illegitimate.
Thor's kid 2: You mean it's fake?
Larry: Exactly, fake. That's exactly the word I'm looking for. Dad's kind of a big fake. You know what he is? He's more of an actor than a wrestler.
Thor's kid 1: Dad's an actor?
Larry: That's right. The whole thing's a big phoney boloney. Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real. You tell him the bald turd said hello.
Wanda Sykes: Larry, you are an ass man!
Larry: I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obssessed with asses.
Larry: Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: [to Wanda Sykes] Hey, I'd know that tush anywhere!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007