Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes (Page 7)
Jeff: If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 12th, 2007 Brian: Should you be going to the party with your back or, er, can you bend over? Can you bend with your back?
Larry: Yeah.
Brian: Well then maybe you should just bend over and kiss my ass and maybe next time you'll remember to pick up my f**king golf ball.
Larry: Maybe we can stop by the store and pick up some Tabasco.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Larry: I'd like to return this, please.
Sales woman: What seems to be the problem?
Larry: You know, it's kinda of half-jacket, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast.
Salesperson: It's people like you that are the problem.
Larry: No, I'm the solution! I'm the solution to the problem!
Larry: Everything is "heaven" with [Ted]. The piece of gum he had; "Oh this is heaven", had a taste of a chocolate bar; "I'm in heaven". A parking space is "heaven". It's all "heaven".
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Larry: It's always great to see a black entrepreneur, isn't it?
Jeff's mom: What?
Jeff's dad: What did he just say? What is that suppose to mean?
Richard: You better call me later on, by sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? What are you, Gary Cooper?
Richard:[regarding his girlfriend] She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.
Larry: She reads Wiesel?
Richard: That's right. Not everyone's a moron I go out with.
Larry: You know what she should be reading? Emily f**king Post!
Larry: [regarding his "bunch-up"] Is it a bad thing? Maybe it's not such a bad thing.
Cheryl: Oh, 'Cause you want people to think you constantly have an erection?
