Ah, But Underneath Quotes
Edie: "Oh God, look at all these things... all these beautiful things that my ex-husbands worked so hard for, burnt to a crisp."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007Gabrielle: "Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007Bree: "It's the age old question. How much do really want to know about our neighbors?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Gabrielle: "I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?"
Susan: "I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast."
Gabrielle: "Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there."
Susan: "That's a good idea. Edie will get there at 5:45, which means her breasts will arrive at 5:30, so I should shoot for five."
Julie: "Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive."
Susan: "Shut up."
Julie: "If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out."
Susan: "I keep hoping he'll ask me out."
Julie: "How's that going?"
Susan: "Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?"
Gabrielle: "So now you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?"
Susan: "Yeah, well, if Edie's gonna be there, I'm gonna need emotional support."
Susan: "Julie? Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night."
Julie: "He did? Cool!"
Susan: "But only I'm going. Because you're gonna come down with something semi-serious that requires bed rest and fluids."
Lady: "Listen, it seems to me like you have some anger management issues."
Lynette: "I have four kids under the age of six. I absolutely have anger management issues."
