Beautiful Girls Quotes
Susan: "What is that smell?"
Rupert: "Oh, yes, about that. The cat passed away in this room."
Susan: "Did you consider removing the body?"
Bree: "You cannot let your mother move into this neighborhood. It's filled with junkies and whores."
Orson: "And we'll owe them all an apology, but who cares? She likes it."
Edie: "Let's try to be positive, people. Fabulous location. Just walking distance to all sorts of fun shops. "
Bree: "Right, from here I can see a bail bondsman and an adult bookshop."
Edie: "What do you expect in your price range? Tara?"
Gabrielle: "Beauty by Vern. You're opening up a salon? God, could you get any gayer?"
Vern: "It's a consulting firm for beauty pageant contestants.
Gabrielle: "And the answer's yes."
Cop: "Here's what's odd...if your neighbor had something to hide, why'd he invite you in to see all of his stuff?"
Lynette: "He wasn't technically home when I went inside."
Cop: "So you broke in?"
Lynette: "The door was open...I was bringing him a cake."
Cop: "A cake?"
Lynette: "It was a thank you cake. He sort of saved my life."
Tom: "She didn't know that he was a pedophile when she baked the actual cake."
Mary Alice: "We know dangerous men walk among us. What we can't be sure of is who they are or where they hide. So the most we can offer any stranger is reasonable doubt. But once the doubt is gone, people are anything but reasonable."
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 22nd, 2007Mary Alice: "Susan Mayer had never thought of herself as Cinderella, but then one day, a prince showed up. And Susan realized her life had become a fairy tale. And since her prince had welcomed her into his castle, she felt the least she could do was thank him again and again and again. The next morning, however, Susan discovered castles don't run themselves. Yes, Susan's life had indeed become a fairy tale. And what's a fairy tale without a dragon to slay?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 22nd, 2007
