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Tom Scavo

Felicia (referring to Mrs. Huber's house): "This is the place where good taste goes to die."

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Lynette: "Hi. My babysitter canceled."
Bree: "I've got millions of errands to run so...."
Lynette: "Please hear me out. This is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours. There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress. I have make-up on."
Bree: "If it were any other day."
Lynette: "Oh, for Gods sake, Bree, I'm wearing panty hose."

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Tom: "Lynette, the kids are getting older, and they are getting smarter. Soon, they're going to realize that they outnumber us, and then..."
Lynette: "We're screwed."
Tom: "Exactly."

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Gabrielle: "Because, one day, when the time is right, we're gonna tell him how he drove me right into your arms, and that's gonna kill him. And tonight, just whatever you do, don't call me beautiful."

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Bree: "Porter, what did I tell you?"
Porter: "But I'm hungry."
Bree: "Well, then, I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese."
Porter: "Ew, barf."
Bree: "Don't be common, young man."

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