Come In, Stranger Quotes

Bree Van De Kamp

Susan: "I hate to bother you while you're um... working, but do you have change for a five? Preferably in quarters.
Prostitute: "If I got paid in quarters, I must be doing something wrong!"

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Lynette: "Did you bat your eyes? You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes."
Susan: "Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down."

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Mama Solis: "Excuse my daughter-in-law. She's very fulfilled."

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Bree: "Rex. The truth is, with the kids gone, I'll be all by myself in this house for the first time in 17 years."
Rex: "Honey, I know it's hard to hear, but the marriage counseling might not work. You need to get used to being alone."
Bree: "You're right. That was hard to hear."

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Rex: "Oh come on, I'm staying at a motel, I haven't had a decent meal in weeks."
Bree: "Honey, the marriage counseling may not work out, you need to get used to bad cooking."

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Lynette: "You can tell them how beautifully behaved the twins are."
Bree: "So you want me to lie?"
Lynette: "I thought that was understood."

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Bree: "He could've been a sexual predator."
Rex: "And he ended up at Mrs. Frome's? That's a lose-lose situation."

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Bree: "I love to try out new recipes before the holidays. That way if the cookbook has it wrong, I can fix it."

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