Everybody Says Don't Quotes
Peter: "Sex is as much an addiction for me as booze. That's why when you turn me on like that it's a bit of a problem."
Bree: "It was just a peck on the cheek."
Peter: "It doesn't matter. The slightest touch gets my juices flowing."
Bree: "So how long has it been since you—"
Peter: "A year. They have this rule: plant, pet, person. If I can keep a plant alive, you know, then I can move on to a pet. And if I can make that work, then I can start dating again."
Bree: "So, how are you doing?"
Peter: "I'm on my fourth ficus."
Bree: "Oh."
Susan: "I was married to Karl, and I used to try to surprise him, and he would always, always, always say 'No, Susan. Don't surprise me. I don't like it.'"
Edie: "Whatever. I'm doing it, so keep your trap shut. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go and buy a wedding dress. Oh, and by the way, I'll be wearing white, so that'll be a surprise for everybody."
Donna: "You should also know, I'm not a lesbian."
Bree: "Oh! Well, good for you."
Donna: "Well, see, if I was, the program wouldn't let me be your sponsor. Not great for your recovery if we get tangled up in a little something. So, um, whatever vibe you might be getting, that's all on you."
Edie: "Serving bowls. Just what I needed, Lynette."
Lynette: "There's a gift receipt taped to the bottom of the box."
Edie: "Oh. Thank god!"
Gabrielle: "He's gonna light himself on fire with coffee liqueur?"
Carlos: "Would not have been my choice."
Mary Alice: "Temptation comes to all of us. Whether or not we succumb depends on our ability to recognize its disguise. Sometimes it arrives in the form of an old flame, flickering back to life. Or a new friend who could end up being so much more. Or a young child who awakens feelings we didn't know we had. And so we give in to temptation, all the while knowing come morning, we'll have to suffer the consequences."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007
