Goodbye for Now Quotes

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Susan: "You wasted your time... and your donuts."
Edie: "Not if you choke on them."

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Bree: "Think of something unpleasant... like famine, or disease... or hobos!"

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Bree: (to George) "Are you having an erection?"

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Susan: "Okay, next time I won't bring my daughter to stalk my boyfriend. It was a slight error in judgement."

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Carlos: "Why’d you hit the lawn boy?"
Gabrielle: "Well if you saw what he did to our begonias, you’d slap him too."

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Gabrielle: "You see, your health insurance sent us a letter because someone ordered a year's worth of birth control pills, and apparently our policy doesn’t cover drugs bought by the kilo."
Carlos: "I told you, it was mamá."
Gabrielle: "The prescription was dated, Carlos, and Juanita was in a coma when this claim was filed. You did this, not your mother. At least be man enough to own up to it. She would’ve been."

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