Impossible Quotes
Andrew: "Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room? 'Cause that wasn't mine..."
Danielle: "You suck, you know that!?"
Susan: "Well, I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Bree: "You're President of the abstinence club!"
Danielle: "Well, I wasn't planning on running for a second term."
Rex: "For God's sake, Bree, what do you want me to say? He's a teenage boy, we could cut of his penis and he'd still try to have sex."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 John: "Mrs. Van De Kamp."
Bree: "Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?"
John: "Sure. So, what can I do for you?"
Bree: "Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it."
