Listen to the Rain on the Roof Quotes
Doctor: "Ms. Van de Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm."
Bree: "No, no, no. I've had orgasms before."
Doctor: "Hmm. How would you describe them?"
Bree: "Oh you know, that warm sensation, that tingling feeling of relief when it's over. No, no, this was much..."
Doctor: "Better?"
Bree: "Yes."
Doctor: "That's 'cause it was an orgasm."
Bree: "Oh. Well, I'll be darned."
Carlos: "I can't believe you lost our baby!"
Gabrielle: "I did not lose our baby. Stop saying that! I know exactly where it is. Inside some crazy Chinese woman. Who also stole half a chicken from my fridge!"
Gabrielle: "But you're gonna get married. You wouldn't buy a car without at least taking it for a little test drive. It's not like you've never slept with a guy you weren't married to."
Bree: "True, I have in the past, given myself away too freely. How charming of you to bring that up while I'm announcing my engagement. But I'd like to think that I have learned from my mistakes. So the dinner is at eight o'clock and when we make the announcement, please, everybody look surprised."
Gabrielle: "Oh, don't worry, I'm just gonna replay the look I had when I found out you hadn't banged him yet."
Lynette: "What are you being so coy about?"
Bree: "I'm not being coy."
Lynette: "She said coyly."
Ian: "I noticed you are always rushing into the hall to check the time, so I, um, well, I bought you this."
Susan: "Oh, wow. Um, I, I can't accept this. This is too extravagant."
Ian: "Oh, no it's nothing. There's a guy on the sidewalk had a bunch of them laid out on a blanket. If you check closely it says Folex."
Susan: "Ha, still I..."
Ian: "Please, it would make me so happy if you took it."
Susan: "Well, in that case, thank you for my cheap knock-off. Oh, my god, I'm late."
Xiao-Mei: "You are meanest person I know."
Gabrielle: "I am THE meanest person. You've been in the country a year. Modify your nouns, damn it."
Xiao-Mei: "What. A. Bitch."
Tom: "She sat down so quickly, I didn't know what to say."
Lynette: "How about, 'you're in the frame, bitch, move.'"
