Live Alone and Like It Quotes
Bree: [to Andrew] "Your father is into S&M. He makes me beat him with a riding crop. No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 John: "Why don't you just return the shoes and get the money back?"
Gabrielle: "Return the shoes?! I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical!"
Gabrielle: "Carlos cut up all my credit cards. I'm married and I can't shop, which is the worst of all possible worlds."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Gabrielle: "I feel trapped."
John: "You want me to open a window?"
Gabrielle: "No, I'm talking about my life."
John: "Oh. Are we done making out?"
Gabrielle: "If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you."
Carlos: "If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you."
Gabrielle: "Boy, with all this passion, isn't it a shame that we're not having sex?"
John: "What about me? Can't I be your plan B?"
Gabrielle: "Damn it, John. What is our new rule?"
John: "Stop pretending we have a future."
Gabrielle: "Thank you."
Andrew: "You know what my mom said to me last night? She said she doesn't think I'm going to Heaven. Can you believe that?"
Reverend Sikes: "I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but the only way you can know Paradise is by repenting your sins."
Andrew: "When she said that to me, suddenly it hit me how I was gonna get back at her. From now on, I'm going to be so good. I'm gonna eat my vegetables, I'm gonna get good grades, I'm gonna say "yes, ma'am" and "no, ma'am." I'm gonna make her believe that God has delivered her this little miracle. Until one day, when she least expects it, I'm gonna do something so awful... it is going to rock her world. I mean, it is really going to destroy her. And when that day comes, trust me. I'll know Paradise."
