Love is in the Air Quotes
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Lynette: "Do you know what psychological warfare is?"
Porter: "No.."
Lynette: "Too bad for you."
Lynette: "Are you sure you didn't misplace it? No offense, but you're getting up there in the years."
Mrs. McCluskey: "No offense, but you should be sterilized."
Rex: "For gods sake, you promised to be supportive."
Bree: "What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?"
Bree: "Okay. So what’s our control word?"
Rex: "Well, lately I’ve been using Philadelphia. What’s wrong?"
Bree: "Well it’s just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia and I don’t want to be thinking about her while I’m spanking you with a leather strap."
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