My Heart Belongs to Daddy Quotes
Mary Alice: "The world is filled with good fathers. How do we recognize them? They’re the ones who are missed so terribly that everything falls apart in their absence. They’re the ones who love us, long before we’ve even arrived. They’re the ones who come looking for us when we can’t find our way home. Yes, the world is filled with good fathers. And the best are the ones who make the women in their lives feel like good mothers."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Tom: "Hey, what’s wrong?"
Lynette: "Because of me, my son’s imaginary friend got crushed by a garbage truck. I am the worst person in the world."
Tom: "Honey, he is gonna get over this in no time. Trust me. And one day, when he is all grown up, you and Parker are gonna laugh hysterically about this."
Lynette: "You really think so? Really?"
Tom: "I promise."
Tom: "How about hugs?"
Lynette: "Hugs?"
Tom: "Yeah. read about in one of those family magazines that kids are supposed to get, like, ten hugs a day. It makes them feel more secure. I say pile on the hugs."
Lynette: "That’ll fix everything? Hugs?"
Tom: "Yeah. Come here. Come here. Hi."
Lynette: "Hi."
Tom: "It’s working, isn’t it?"
Lynette: "Shut up."
George: "We’re not dating, exactly."
Andrew: "Well, sure you are. And you know what? I think it’s great, but I want to make sure my mom’s happy, you know and it would really set my mind at ease to know she’s with a guy who knows how to please a lady."
George: "This is inappropriate."
Andrew: "You know, my parents had a great sex life. Yeah, I heard 'em through the wall in my bedroom once."
George: "Please shut up."
Andrew: "You should have heard my mom too. She had this, this weird moan. It was kinda like 'ummm, uh!!!' Isn’t that bizarre? That’s the sound my mom makes when she climaxes."
David: "Can I be frank?"
Gabrielle: "Only if it ends with me getting what I want."
Edie: "I don’t think Mike would do that to his own son."
Susan: "You know?"
Edie: "That Mike’s Zach’s real father? Yes. Julie told Karl, Karl told me and I sent out a few e-mails."
Susan: "Well, thanks for your discretion."
Andrew: "Are you blackmailing me into coming to dinner?"
Bree: "Oh, you don’t know the lengths I’d go to for even seating."
Bree: "Honey, the feelings that you're having are perfectly normal, but George isn’t trying to take your father’s place. He’s, well, he’s just a friend."
Andrew: "Really? Just a friend? So you're not planning on getting more serious with this guy in the future?"
Bree: "You know, I haven’t even thought about it."
Andrew: "You're so transparent, it’s pathetic. You’re worried about a ripped T-shirt humiliating this family? Wait 'till people see that you’re dating the town nerd less than a month after your husband’s funeral."
Gabrielle: "He called me a bitch."
Carlos: "Well, were you acting like one?"
Gabrielle: "He refused to help me get a conjugal visit."
Carlos: "Hold it. My lawyer’s in traction because you wanted sex?"
Mike: "Technically, we don’t have to be casual anymore."
Susan: " I can be naked in 20 seconds! That includes travel time."