Running to Stand Still Quotes

Mike Delfino

Lynette: "Next Spring, we're going to do 'Bambi' and his mother is going to take a slug to the heart... and you're gonna like it!"

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Bree: "How much longer is your mid-life crisis going to last, because it's really starting to tick me off!"

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Susan: "It's no big deal. It's only for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year!"

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Bree: "I'm repairing a chipped mug."
Rex: "Why don't you just buy a new one?"
Bree: "Because I think it's better to fix what you already have."

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Julie: "How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?"
Susan: "I dunno, pretend you're bulimic. Gag a little."

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Bree: "Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex."
Dr. Goldfine: "All right."
Bree: "I love everything about it. The sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then, when you add friction. Mmm ... The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man’s nipple ever so gently. And then there’s the act itself - two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. To be honest, the only thing I don’t like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I’m just not a fan."

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Gabrielle: "Yeah, I’ve seen who you’ve been busy with."
John: "Danielle? Come on, I mean, she’s just a friend."
Gabrielle: "Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can’t even pronounce."

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