The Ladies Who Lunch Quotes
Bree: "Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream."
Rex: "Bree..."
Bree: "I will scream about your cruelty. Then I will scream about your infidelity. And just to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits. You want to know what true humiliation is? You just take one step."
Bree: "Are they laughing at us?"
Rex: "No, I think they're laughing at you. I think they feel sorry for me which is, just as mortifying."
Susan: "Do you believe in evil, Edie?"
Edie: "Of course I believe in evil, I work in real estate!"
Bree: "Good friends offer to help in a crisis; great friends don't take no for an answer."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Gabrielle: "As I see it, good friends avoid each other after being humiliated, but great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Susan: "But I also didn't believe Carl was gonna cheat on me. Or that Mary Alice would kill herself. Let's face it Mike, blind faith is not my friend."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Maisy: "I've been abandoned. I guess that what happens when you become the town whore."
Bree: "Oh sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore. They abandoned you because you weren't that nice to begin with."
Lynette: "I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex."
Gabrielle: "Obviously someone who is not getting it at home."
Bree: "Ah, what just happened?"
Lynette: "The stakes were raised."
Bree: "Yes, yes they were. I fold."
Edie: "My necklace! Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago, and she said that it went down the drain. Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Edie: "I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update."
Lynette: "Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery. That being said, Edie, please continue."