There Is No Other Way Quotes
Gabrielle: "So just to be clear, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local gas 'n gulp, and she is going to make sure we're quality people?"
Carlos: "You don't need to answer that."
Lynette: "So you want me to, uh, pitch you as parents?"
Gabrielle: "You're in advertising. You can do it. Just write us a character reference saying we're great with kids. Oh, this is for you."
Lynette: "Oh. Well, you don't have to bribe me. We're all friends here."
Gabrielle: "Keeping that in mind, would it also be okay if we were your kids' godparents?"
Lynette: "Oh! Uh, I guess."
Susan: "So, I guess we have the whole insurance thing worked out."
Nurse Hisel: "Oh! Don't worry about that. Please. Who am I to cast stones? I mean, heck, I didn't pass my nurse's exam. They didn't even ask me!"
Mike: "Felicia, why are you here?"
Felicia: "Young Zachary and I didn't exactly part on the best of terms. In fact, when the weather's damp, I'm still reminded of our last good-bye. But forgive and forget. That's my motto. Macaroon?"
Zach: "Go ahead. Feel all the rage you wanna feel. But if anything happens to him, I swear to god you are never gonna see me again."
Noah: "You only met me two minutes ago, and here you are, already blackmailing me. I couldn't be prouder."
Dr. Cunningham: "Okay, ready to go here?"
Dr. Ron: "Yeah. Sure. Let's cut this bitch open."
Andrew: "Look, I'm 17, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?"
Bree: "Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be."
Andrew: "Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get."
Bree: "If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both."
Mary Alice: "This is how Bree van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on Wednesdays, and did her laundry on Thursdays. But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting. A special meeting where she stood in front of people she didn't know and said things she didn't believe. And afterwards, Bree would come home and reward herself on the completion of another successful week."
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