There's Something About a War Quotes
Mary Alice: "Everyone understands the nature of war. We also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt. Some, when faced with a bloody battle, simply give in. But for some, surrender is unacceptable. Even though they know it will be a fight to the death."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Susan: "But I gotta be honest, the fact that you can't even cut that steak isn't helping."
Dr. Ron: "That's not fair. You overcooked it, and, frankly, it's not the freshest meat."
Susan: "Well, neither am I. I've got 35 years on that cow."
Dr. Ron: "I've never taken out a spleen before. But believe me, it's no big deal. Spleen, gallbladder, it's all the same."
Susan: "Okay, red flag! See, I didn't go to medical school, but I’m thinking, not all the same."
Danielle: "You're determined to ruin my life so I have to stay with you here and keep you company while you turn into an old fossil."
Bree: "All I ever wanted was for you to be happy."
Danielle: "Don't just want it. Make it happen."
Father Crowley: "How long has it been since your last confession?"
Gabrielle: "Who cares? Father, it's me."
Parker: "So, who won the fight?"
Tom: "We weren't fighting, Mommy's just letting daddy know where he stands."
Lynette: "Hey, I got great news. We just landed the Black’s Frozen Yogurt account."
Tom: "Really! They loved the pitch?"
Lynette: "The talking cows rocked their world."
Tom: "Hey, how did they like my prison Bull Clinton idea?"
Carlos: "Sure. I’d have invited you to the house, but the place is real pigsty."
Sister Mary: "Carlos, I’m a nun, not a moron. I know Gabrielle despises me."
Bree: "Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding under your bed?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007
