Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 12)
Susan: "Oh! Darn it. Guess we'll have to take a rain check, huh?"
Gus: "I can come back on Tuesday."
Susan: "Tuesday? No, no, Tuesday's not good, 'cause Tuesday's the day I, um... become a lesbian!"
Mary Alice: "Susan knew she couldn't afford to keep the P.I. from revealing her affair with Karl and since Edie would learn the truth anyway, Susan felt it would be better if it came from her. Which is how she came to write a letter begging Edie for forgiveness. Her words were so sincere and heartfelt, from the moment she mailed it, Susan knew she was a dead woman."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Lynette: "You’re under contract. Ed can't fire you unless he has just cause. So until this blows over, you have to be a model employee. Show up on time, no more three martini lunches, and above all, have ready all of your presentations."
Tom: "I can’t believe I’m being victimized like this."
Lynette: "Well, honey, in all fairness, those are all things you should be doing anyway."
Lynette: "Honey, you’ve been working so hard. Off on business trips all the time. Tonight we throw caution and cholestrol to the wind. You deserve a little comfort food."
Tom: "Oh, no, you’re pregnant?"
Lynette: "God! Your mind goes to dark places."
Xiao-Mei: "I can’t go home. My uncle will sell me again."
Gabrielle: "Oh no, no Xiao-Mei, you’re not going anywhere. You’re much too important to Carlos and me. We’re gonna fight this and we’re gonna win!"
Bree: "Gaby, you can’t promise her that!"
Gabrielle: "Bree, you heard what she said. I can’t let this poor kid go back to China and become someone’s slave!"
Xiao-Mei: "Thank you."
Gabrielle: "All right, look my friends want to take some of this to go, so pack it up. And we’re a little low on coffee."
Bree: "Honey, you’ve got to eat something."
Gabrielle: "I don’t have an appetite. If fact, this is all going to go to waste. You guys should take something."
Lynette: "No, no, you should keep it."
Edie: "I’ll take a couple. What? Karl dumped me, so I’m alone. Food fills the void."
Mary Alice: "There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don’t want to accept. The power of the prayer comes from it's insight into human nature. Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us. Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right. Because so many of us give into despair when faced with an impossible choice. The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer. The bad news is that sometimes the answer is no."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Ed: "At least you and Tom have a love life."
Lynette: "Well, we do the best we can. Given the circumstances."
Ed: "Better than Fran and I. We’re dead in that department. Ah, no, I don’t wanna bore you with details."
Lynette: "I appreciate that. You know, Ed. I don’t want to pry into your personal business, but if you are having problems in that area, you don’t have to be resigned to it."
Ed: "What are you suggesting, hookers? No, Ed Ferrara doesn’t pay for sex."
Dale: "I got kinda held up in Florida longer than I thought."
Carlos: "Spring break, right?"
Dale: "Yeah. Oh man, we were wasted 24-7! Then I got the message, I just thought my friends were messin’ with me. Those butt wads!"
Lynette: "Karl broke up with Edie."
Susan: "Oh my god!"
Bree: "Yeah, apparently he was seeing someone."
Susan: "Really? Did he say who is was?"
Edie: "I know who she is. She’s a man-eating, scum-sucking ho bag!"
Bree: "No, he did not say."
