Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 15)
Bree: "Is this Libby's real hair color?"
Gabrielle: "Yes, it's all natural, from her straight teeth to her C cup. And I know she's athletic because she's a pole dancer, so I really hope that my little girl inherits that as well. No, the athletic gene, not the pole dancing gene."
Peter: "I'll tell you what. Here's my card and if you ever do have a problem or you just feel like talking, give me a call, okay?"
Bree: "I know you think I'm kidding myself, but I'm not. I'm nothing like you people. I just don't have a compulsive personality."
Carlos: "Oh, my god. Are you trying to say that you don't want Deanna's baby because she's plain?"
Gabrielle: "No, plain I can handle. Carlos, since that woman has walked into our house, the clocks have stopped working."
Carlos: "No one can predict what a child is gonna look like. For all you know, her kid could end up winning beauty contests."
Gabrielle: "With her D.N.A., the only thing that kid's gonna be winning is best in show.
Mary Alice: "Gabrielle Solis had always been a demanding shopper. And whatever the purchase, she always expected the very best. Whether it was exotic perfume shipped over from Paris, a high fashion gown straight from a runway in Milan, or designer shoes flown in from Manhattan. But on this day, her expectations were going to be put to the test. You see, Gabrielle was now shopping for a baby. And there was a problem with the manufacturer."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Gabrielle: "So just to be clear, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local gas 'n gulp, and she is going to make sure we're quality people?"
Carlos: "You don't need to answer that."
Lynette: "So you want me to, uh, pitch you as parents?"
Gabrielle: "You're in advertising. You can do it. Just write us a character reference saying we're great with kids. Oh, this is for you."
Lynette: "Oh. Well, you don't have to bribe me. We're all friends here."
Gabrielle: "Keeping that in mind, would it also be okay if we were your kids' godparents?"
Lynette: "Oh! Uh, I guess."
Susan: "So, I guess we have the whole insurance thing worked out."
Nurse Hisel: "Oh! Don't worry about that. Please. Who am I to cast stones? I mean, heck, I didn't pass my nurse's exam. They didn't even ask me!"
Mike: "Felicia, why are you here?"
Felicia: "Young Zachary and I didn't exactly part on the best of terms. In fact, when the weather's damp, I'm still reminded of our last good-bye. But forgive and forget. That's my motto. Macaroon?"
Zach: "Go ahead. Feel all the rage you wanna feel. But if anything happens to him, I swear to god you are never gonna see me again."
Noah: "You only met me two minutes ago, and here you are, already blackmailing me. I couldn't be prouder."
Dr. Cunningham: "Okay, ready to go here?"
Dr. Ron: "Yeah. Sure. Let's cut this bitch open."
