Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 16)
Andrew: "Look, I'm 17, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?"
Bree: "Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be."
Andrew: "Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get."
Bree: "If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both."
Mary Alice: "This is how Bree van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on Wednesdays, and did her laundry on Thursdays. But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting. A special meeting where she stood in front of people she didn't know and said things she didn't believe. And afterwards, Bree would come home and reward herself on the completion of another successful week."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Edie: "Get in here. I have some news that's probably gonna devastate you. But I wanted to be the first one to tell you."
Susan: "Okay."
Edie: "Karl is about to pop the question."
Susan: "You mean, like, marriage?"
Edie: "Mmm hmm! Oh, I hope I haven't ruined your Valentine's Day. Do you want a tissue?"
Gabrielle: "I'm pulling out. Watch your boobs."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Paul: "I'm getting real tired of your morbid fascination with two strangers who didn't love you enough to keep you. So, please, stop asking about them."
Zach: "It's only natural that I'd wanna talk about my birth parents."
Paul: "Well, it may be natural, but it certainly isn't polite."
Julie: "Look, I'm not too crazy about this whole fake marriage thing, but if you don't have that operation, you could die. So don't be so hard on yourself. You are a good person."
Susan: "Thanks, hon. That really helps. Okay, now I want you to go over and slip this ring to your father. And just so you know, if Edie catches you, I'm expecting you to swallow it."
Tom: "We have to be at work in one hour. There's no day care on the weekends, so if you cut McCluskey loose, we're stuck!"
Lynette: "We will find someone ... someone who doesn't remember what they were doing the day Lincoln was shot."
Bree: "Well, I didn't wanna come here because I was afraid it would drudge up memories of my husband. This was our place. Rex passed away recently. He was, um, murdered by our pharmacist."
Tony: "Wow. I hope you changed pharmacists."
Bree: "I didn't have to. He committed suicide."
Julie: "I know no one's asking me, but I think this whole thing is a tragic mistake and I just don't have it in me to survive another ugly divorce."
Susan: "Don't worry, honey. This time, it is strictly a business arrangement."
Julie: "It better be, 'cause if I see so much as one lingering gaze between the two of you, I swear I'll go to the insurance company and turn you in."
Susan: "So, we shouldn't expect a wedding gift, huh?"
Mary Alice: "Susan Mayer had always believed the punishment should fit the crime. She first came to this conclusion when she discovered her husband Karl had been unfaithful. Since Karl had destroyed the love she had given him, Susan felt it was only appropriate she destroy the things he loved in return one by one. But now, three years after their divorce, Susan was reunited with Karl once again as partners in a crime of their own. Yes, Susan Mayer believed the punishment should fit the crime. But for that matter, so did Karl."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007
