Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 17)
Mary Alice: "The world is filled with unlikely friendships. How do they begin? With one person desperately in need and another willing to lend a helping hand. When such kindness is offered, we're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off. And before we know it, a bond has formed, regardless of whether others can understand it. Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day. No one understands this more than the lonely. In fact, it's what they count on."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Karl: "So, what do you say? Will you marry me, Susan Mayer? Again?"
Susan: "What the hell?"
Karl: "Cool!"
Susan: "What are we gonna do about Edie?"
Karl: "We can't tell her."
Susan: "She'd kill us both."
Karl: "It'll be our secret."
Gabrielle: "Oh, this isn't about me. This is about our great nation and I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for and help spread the ideals and values of the United States of America."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Susan: "Hi. I need an operation on my spleen and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Edie: "All we have to do is find a guy who is willing to marry you. You know, come to think of it, a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Bree: "When I was young, my stepmother told me that I very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world."
Danielle: "So?"
Bree: "So take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal."
Carlos: "You know who you are, Gaby? You’re the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn."
Gabrielle: "They should have called ahead."
Father Crowley: "Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone. This is Xiao Mei."
Carlos: "She’s the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett."
Gabrielle: "Oh, the slave. Wow, looks ... well-fed."
Edie: "What a bitch!"
Susan: "Edie, can you...."
Edie: "I WAS sugar coating it!"
Susan: "Well, we were just wondering actually, we were curious about, uh..."
Edie: "What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite?"
Susan: "Yeah, that."
Bree: "Excuse me?"
Edie: "Well from the day that dead body showed up nobody was yelling, ‘Oh, the Applewhites are involved,’ louder than you. And then the next thing we know you are having Betty over for poker? What gives?"
Susan: "She makes it sound like we’re angry and we’re not angry."
Edie: "I’m a little angry."