Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 18)
Mary Alice: "The world is filled with unlikely friendships. Odd pairings that to the casual observer make absolutely no sense at all. But if you look closer, we can see why these alliances form. After all, a shared purpose can give even mortal enemies common ground."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Mary Alice: "Everyone understands the nature of war. We also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt. Some, when faced with a bloody battle, simply give in. But for some, surrender is unacceptable. Even though they know it will be a fight to the death."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Susan: "But I gotta be honest, the fact that you can't even cut that steak isn't helping."
Dr. Ron: "That's not fair. You overcooked it, and, frankly, it's not the freshest meat."
Susan: "Well, neither am I. I've got 35 years on that cow."
Dr. Ron: "I've never taken out a spleen before. But believe me, it's no big deal. Spleen, gallbladder, it's all the same."
Susan: "Okay, red flag! See, I didn't go to medical school, but I’m thinking, not all the same."
Danielle: "You're determined to ruin my life so I have to stay with you here and keep you company while you turn into an old fossil."
Bree: "All I ever wanted was for you to be happy."
Danielle: "Don't just want it. Make it happen."
Father Crowley: "How long has it been since your last confession?"
Gabrielle: "Who cares? Father, it's me."
Parker: "So, who won the fight?"
Tom: "We weren't fighting, Mommy's just letting daddy know where he stands."
Lynette: "Hey, I got great news. We just landed the Black’s Frozen Yogurt account."
Tom: "Really! They loved the pitch?"
Lynette: "The talking cows rocked their world."
Tom: "Hey, how did they like my prison Bull Clinton idea?"
Carlos: "Sure. I’d have invited you to the house, but the place is real pigsty."
Sister Mary: "Carlos, I’m a nun, not a moron. I know Gabrielle despises me."
Bree: "Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding under your bed?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007
