Entourage Quotes
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my c**k!
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not p***y.
Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
[Ari's daughter is practising for her bat mitzvah]
Ari Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse?
Ari's Wife: Ari!
Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I don't love her but she's just awful baby!
Ari Gold: I'll beat that old f**k and throw him in the pool.
Ari Gold: [to his young kids]
Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way!
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the f**k wants a hand job?
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007
