Entourage Quotes (Page 3)
Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a f**king miracle worker!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Turtle: Come on E, you know friends are just girls you haven't f**ked yet.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: I knew you liked d**k, Babs, but i didn't realize you were a c**ksucker!
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: It's like high school. You can't f**k the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: F**k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-f**k, don’t answer!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Johnny Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm saying?
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: There you go, baby -- Men at Work, the land down under...We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe, and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007 Sierra: What do you mean you were on Kimmel? Is that like 'X'?
Turtle: No, it's a TV show.
Porsche: Do you have any X?
Mrs. Gold: uh huh...and what's in the gym bag?
Ari: A kilo of blow. [Ari laughs nervously] What's with all the f**king questions?
Mrs. Gold: [to Eric] He's showing off for you.
Ari: You like Gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007
