Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
Narrator: My father thought he could fix anything with Krazy Glue or duct tape.
Rochelle: What you doin'?
Julius: Fixin' the table. All done.
Rochelle: Julius! Did you fix that flat tire?
Julius: Good as new.
Rochelle: Did you fix that noise yet?
Julius: Quiet as a mouse.
Julius: [about Mr. Omar's drain] How long's it been like that?
Narrator: Ever since it got back from vacation in Haiti.
Mr. Omar: Drainada?
Julius: That's right. The Spanish Drano.
Narrator: Doesn't Drano already sound Spanish?
Narrator: Someday Al Gore is gonna trace global warming back to that sink.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Monk: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Narrator: I thought that was meatloaf.
Chris: What difference does it make?
Rochelle: What difference does it make?
Narrator: Note to self: When dealing with the irrefutable science of numbers, don't ask, "What difference does it make?"
Narrator: If all studying was rewarded with pizza, then Charles Barkley would have won a Nobel Prize.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Julius: [about the dinner Maxine served him] I can't eat this. My gout'll flare up.
Maxine: Oh, don't worry, that's oven-fried chicken.
Rochelle: Are you done?
Julius: Yeah. Why?
Rochelle: 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, this time is next time.
Narrator: Number 3!!!
Maxine: I'm too old for a blind date!
Narrator: She wouldn't say that if it was Stevie Wonder.