Everybody Hates Christmas Quotes

Drew Rock

Tonya (Age 30): So, what else did you lie to me about? Are you really gonna kick me out if I get pregnant? Is it true you ain't takin' care of no baby? Can I really not bring a white boy home? Does the Foreman Grill really knock out the fat? Can I really get a loan with no money down? Are you my real mother? Momma, I want answers!

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007


Rochelle: Oh baby, you'll be able to use up all the hot water you want.
Narrator: So all I'm getting is a clean ass.
Julius: Steaming hot.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007


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