Everybody Hates DJs Quotes

Tanya Rock

Narrator: [about Jerome] He went on to join Public Enemy as one of the guys who looked tough, but was never allowed to rap.
White Cop: We have a warrant for the arrest of Hilton Reid, a.k.a. DJ Hilly Hill.
Narrator: The first rule of breakin' the law: If the cops are after you, don't stand under a sign with your name on it.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Narrator: Just as everyone else was scared by "The Exorcist," my father was scared by another movie: Night of the Lepus.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Rochelle: I don't want you foolin' around with no black magic. You hear me? I don't wanna come home and see no pentagrams and dead goats and chickens and stuff like that. Only good, clean, white magic. You hear me?
Narrator: Why not compromise and do Puerto Rican magic?

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Woman #1: My boy is a football player. He just got a scholarship to Rutgers!
Woman #2: My daughter is a doctor. She just finished her first open-heart surgery.
Rochelle: And my son is a magician, and he just made Bed-Stuy disappear! [outside, a barren desert is shown]
Pam: You better tell him to bring it back, 'cause I'm closin' at 9.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


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