Everybody Hates Kris Quotes
Julius' Boss: Julius, we've got a problem.
Narrator: You mean besides the fact that you've got a black Santa workin' at a white department store called Goldstein's?
Tonya: Chris gets sick and now we can't get anything for Christmas.
Drew: Man, we were good for nothin'.
Rochelle: No, you were good because you were supposed to be good. I mean, what if there were no Christmas? Would you be runnin' around here startin' forest fires?
Narrator: I don't know if he's more concerned because I lost consciousness, or because I lost a half-day's pay.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007Narrator: Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Julius: You're firing me at Christmastime?
Narrator: That's the only time you can fire Santa.
Mr. Omar: I know you lost your man, Mrs. Roberts, but with a body like that, I know Santa's gonna bring you another.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Little Girl: A Malibu Barbie with the pink remote-controlled Corvette, the Barbie townhouse and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Little Girl: No.
Julius: Well, Santa's gonna tell you. It costs 137 dollars and 16 cents. Do you have that kind of money?
Little Girl: No.
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
[the little girl starts crying]
Narrator: Welcome to my world, kid.