Everybody Hates the Last Day Quotes
Narrator: My father thought he could fix anything with Krazy Glue or duct tape.
Rochelle: What you doin'?
Julius: Fixin' the table. All done.
Rochelle: Julius! Did you fix that flat tire?
Julius: Good as new.
Rochelle: Did you fix that noise yet?
Julius: Quiet as a mouse.
Julius: [about Mr. Omar's drain] How long's it been like that?
Narrator: Ever since it got back from vacation in Haiti.
Mr. Omar: Drainada?
Julius: That's right. The Spanish Drano.
Narrator: Doesn't Drano already sound Spanish?
Narrator: Someday Al Gore is gonna trace global warming back to that sink.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Monk: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Narrator: I thought that was meatloaf.
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