Everybody Hates the Substitute Quotes

Everybody Hates Chris Photo

Substitute Teacher: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Narrator: This substitute is really an out-of-work actor.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Narrator: Back at home, Drew was trying to watch hockey and wishing Tonya would just shut the puck up.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Mr. Newton: Starting tomorrow, we're going to put some brains inside that head of yours.
Narrator: And I'm gonna put a brick upside that head of yours!

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Mr. Newton: It's algebra, the math of the unknown.
Chris: Then I must be doing great, 'cause I don't know it.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


1

Total Quotes: 4