Everybody Hates Chris Quotes (Page 10)
Rochelle: You remember that girl who got stabbed last year at Marla Gibbs High School. Chris, Sanford has nothing but juvenile delinquents and future convicts.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Narrator: That day I realized that no matter what school I went to, things were gonna be rough. But, as long as I had Greg, things were gonna be all right.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Caruso: Silly Negro.
Narrator: You know what? I think it's time for this silly Negro to get out of this school.
Julius: What if Jackie Robinson quit? What if George Washington Carver quit? What if Martin Luther King, Jr. quit?
Narrator: When my father had a point to make, he always started off strong, but he never ended that way.
Julius: What if Colonel Sanders quit? What if Apollo Creed quit? What if Katherine Jackson quit makin' kids?
Narrator: Ain't she a woman?
Julius: They might be the Jackson 3! What if Kool from Kool and the Gang quit? You think they would've gotten a record contract if they were just called the Gang?
Rochelle: You smell like curried tube socks!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Rochelle: Oh my God! Julius, what are you... sellin' a fish or sleepin' with a mermaid?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Science Teacher: Another 30 seconds in there and we would've been blacker than you!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Rochelle: Chris! My father died for goodness' sake and now you tryin' to kill me too!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Narrator: That's my Aunt Charlotte, but we called her Grievey because we only saw her at funerals. No birthdays, no weddings... just funerals.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Narrator: My Uncle Michael was almost 40 and never had a job. He put the "um" in "bum."
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007