Everybody Hates Chris Quotes (Page 12)
Narrator: Valentine's Day makes most people think of flowers and candy, but it reminded me of the gangland massacre in Chicago.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Julius: Rochelle, did you watch the news? Girls are having babies at 10.
Narrator: And grandbabies at 20.
Tonya (Age 30): Daddy, this is Ronald, my fiancé.
Ronald: Nice to meet you sir. [Julius shoots him]
Tonya (Age 30): Momma, Daddy shot my fiancé again!
Narrator: Hey, say what you want, but that's effective birth control.
Chris: [reading from a card] Roses are red, violets are blue, please go back to Africa and take your mother with you. Happy Valentine's Day.
Narrator: Another card like this and I might just go to Africa.
Rochelle: Boys are becoming fathers even at age 12.
Narrator: And great-grandfathers at 43.
Mrs. Milone: You better find something to wear, you can't take a picture in your underwear.
Narrator: I don't think anybody ever told Prince that.
Narrator: These women are worse than the pigeons in Central Park.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Rochelle: You took your pictures dressed as a lawn jockey?!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Narrator: We delivered papers in Brooklyn. We delivered papers in Queens, Chinatown, Little Italy. Spanish Harlem, Puerto Rican Harlem, the Bronx, Greenwich Village. We delivered papers to people I didn't even know who could read.
Narrator: If you watch TV, you'll know that the emergency room is one of the most exciting places you can be. Wrong!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007