Everybody Hates Chris Quotes (Page 15)
Rochelle: If I ain't getting any sleep, you ain't getting any sleep.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Rochelle Rock: CHRIS!
Narrator: My mother was so loud, every Chris in Brooklyn would hear her!
Joey Caruso: This isn't over, nigger.
Narrator: Oh, he got away with calling me "nigger" that day. But, he said it later in life at a DMX concert and got stomped half to death.
Rochelle Rock: If I ever catch you doing anything like that I'll stick my foot so far up your behind that you'll have toes for teeth!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Julius: Unplug that clock, boy. You can't tell time while you sleep. That's two cents an hour.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Julius: If you smell smoke, and you think the house is going to catch fire, get your brother and your sister and get out of here. If you smell gas, and you think the house is going to blow up, get your brother and your sister and get out of here. If you smell smoke, and your brother catches on fire, get your sister and get out of here.
Narrator: Fortunately, the house never caught fire, and neither did my brother.
Narrator: 1982. That was the year I turned 13. Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager. I was gonna have women, money, stay out late…I thought it was gonna be the bomb! Boy, was I wrong!
Rochelle Rock: CHRIS! Get in the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat!