Everybody Hates Chris Quotes (Page 4)
Rochelle: You shouldn't be embarrassed that your boy only has a fifth-grade reading level. You should be embarrassed that he's 27! He should be reading "War and Peace," not "Horton Hears a Who!"
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Substitute Teacher: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Narrator: This substitute is really an out-of-work actor.
Narrator: Back at home, Drew was trying to watch hockey and wishing Tonya would just shut the puck up.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Mr. Newton: Starting tomorrow, we're going to put some brains inside that head of yours.
Narrator: And I'm gonna put a brick upside that head of yours!
Mr. Newton: It's algebra, the math of the unknown.
Chris: Then I must be doing great, 'cause I don't know it.
Narrator: I haven't seen a sea of white like this since the Republican National Convention.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Narrator: After spending a whole day with Principal Edwards, I no longer felt like an outsider. I had a new friend.
Principal Edwards: [puts a tardy slip on Chris] You're late.
Chris: What? A tardy slip? But what about yesterday?
Principal Edwards: That was in the past. We're in the now, Chris, and now you're late.
Chris: Momma, do I have to go to school? I mean, it's snowin' like crazy.
Rochelle: It's snow, Chris, not Armageddon. Now hurry up. You know the buses are gonna be runnin' slow.
Narrator: My dad was willing to brave the elements to save his son, but to save money, he'd bought the cheapest tires known to man. He was the only black out in a whiteout.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Narrator: The only thing I could do: Join the few, the proud, the hall monitors.