Everybody Hates Chris Quotes (Page 7)
Rochelle: Here's how this works, Tonya. You could keep lyin' or you could tell me you took my earrings. You decide.
Tonya: You promise you won't yell?
Rochelle: I won't yell.
Tonya: I took your earrings, and I lost one.
Rochelle: Didn't I tell you not to touch my earrings?!
Tonya: You promised you wouldn't yell!
Narrator: I've been fallin' for that one for years.
Rochelle: Do you know how valuable those earrings were, Tonya? Huh?
Narrator: As class president, I thought things were changing me, but I couldn't have been more wrong.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Tonya: Father, I have brought disgrace to myself and to our family. [gets out a belt]
Julius: Tonya, no!
Tonya: Leave me now, Father. I must whup myself until you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Chris: Just because you watch Soul Train doesn't make you Don Cornelius.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Principal Edwards: Now remember, the only way you're going to get along with Caruso is to understand why he hates you. He needs your help.
Chris: But if I'm helping him, who's gonna help me?
Principal Edwards: You're helping yourself.
Narrator: Spoken like a true white man.
Narrator: That's like letting the Devil outta hell.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007Malvo: Chris, when I get out, I'm comin' after you. Y-O-O.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Narrator: The only time my dad ever brought something new home was when it was old to everybody else.
Rochelle: I asked for a sewing machine. What the hell is this?
Julius: A loom.
Rochelle: What is that?
Julius: A stove.
Rochelle: If that's the stove, where's the witch? I asked for a car. What the hell is this?
Julius: A rickshaw. That's Rick.
Narrator: When "Shawshank Redemption" came out, Malvo thought it was a comedy.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Narrator: Tasha Clarkson was the new girl next door. Unlike just about every other girl in the neighborhood, she didn't hate me.