Everybody Hates Chris Quotes (Page 8)
Narrator: [about Tasha] She was screaming like the mouse had a gun.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Louise: You keep your nasty little nappy-headed son away from my granddaughter. That's how I'm doing.
Narrator: That look means all seven of the words you can't say on television.
Julius: [to Rochelle] You lost $10? That's $10 worth of dollars!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Narrator: My father hated seeming weak. He wouldn't admit to have a headache if he had a hatchet in his head.
Rochelle: Julius, you are not fine, OK? You're sick.
Julius: I'm fine.
Rochelle: No you're not. You're sick.
Julius: I'm good.
Rochelle: No you're not.
Julius: I'm OK.
Rochelle: No, you're trying to die.
Julius: I'm good, OK? Everything, good.
Rochelle: OK, Mr. "I'm Good."
Louise: Stay away from my granddaughter, you c**keyed hooligan!
Narrator: Turns out older women didn't like me, either.
Narrator: I tried to imagine doin' the things that Greg talked about with my father, like bringin' him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe.
Julius: Are you crazy? Well you better get me some bacon!
Narrator: I thought about takin' my dad to the zoo to see some penguins.
Julius: We're payin' $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese?
Narrator: [about Julius] I hope he doesn't leave us for a white girl.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Narrator: When it comes to Father's Day, nobody gave a damn.
Restaurant Manager: It's Father's Day, people! Come on down to Pastures and Shores! The food is half-price! [a family approaches] ¡Buenas noches! Como sa vise half-off.
Narrator: The movies are terrible..
Black Man: [as everyone is running out of the theater] Aaah! Turn it off! Turn it off!
Narrator: The gifts suck...
White Wife: Ta-daa!
White Husband: What the hell is this?
White Wife: It's a parking space, honey. We got you a parking space!
Narrator: Better park and be happy. And the only song for fathers was this.
[The Temptations sing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone]
Caruso: Prepare to sit in the back, Birmingham.
Narrator: I'd like to sit you under a bus.
Narrator: Growing up in Brooklyn, I always thought that travelling to faraway places was something that only rich people did. At 13, I'd never been out of New York, but all that was about to change.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007