A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas Quotes (Page 2)
Lois Griffin: Hey, why don't you take Joe along?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, Lois. That'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: What?
Lois Griffin: Before you sit down, we're due at Joe and Bonnie's for egg nog.
Peter Griffin: Oh, Lois, can't we tell them your mother died?
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter Griffin: Alright, alright, I'll kill your mother. God, when did Chrismas become so complicated?
Peter Griffin: Here's a tree. Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007 Lois Griffin: Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you.
Brian Griffin: Uh, w-well, it's a little warm in here...
Lois Griffin: "Don we now our gay apparel."
Brian Griffin: Doesn't get much gayer than this.
Chris Griffin: Merry Christmas, Dude. Don't put that [candy cane] up your nose. It burns like hell.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007
