Bango Was His Name Oh! Quotes
Peter Griffin: What the hell is this?
Brian Griffin: Well, it looks like an intermission. A chance to stretch the old legs.
Peter Griffin: Aw, man, I peed in this cup for nothing?
Chris Griffin: Oh, Dad, I just kicked over your coke.
Stewie Griffin: I look atrocious. Did you see my ass? Oh, my God!
Meg Griffin: This stinks! I can't believe they cut my whole sex scene. It was so tastefully done!
Lois Griffin: Hey Peter, could you go to the concession stand? I want something to suck on.
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity-giggity?
Cleveland Brown: Hey, Quagmire, you think we got time to go outside and burn one?
Glenn Quagmire: Aw, you mean it's not over yet? How long is this thing?
Herbert: Chris, do you have a shower scene? Or do I have to keep dreamin'? Mmmmm...
Brian Griffin: Alright, we're back.
Brian Griffin: Are you alright?
Stewie Griffin [shouting]: NEVER BETTER! I GOT SOME PEP PILLS FROM A TRUCKER AT THE LAST STOP! KEEPS ME AWAKE!
Brian Griffin: You took pills?
Stewie Griffin: WEST COAST TURNAROUNDS! TRUCKER SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE BUT I TOOK ALL OF THEM!
Brian Griffin: Look, maybe you should slow down.
Stewie Griffin: WHY?! WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME!
Brian Griffin: We're not even on the road.
Stewie Griffin: HUH?!
Brian Griffin: I said we're not even on the road!
Stewie Griffin: DON'T NEED TO BE! COMPASS SAYS "WEST"! THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED!
Brian Griffin: Stewie, we're in the middle of the desert.
Stewie Griffin: I KNOW! IMAGINE THE NADS ON THOSE GUYS WHO DID THIS IN A WAGON! PIONEERS, BRIAN! WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT! MANIFEST DESTINY!
Brian Griffin: Alright, that's it! Give me the wheel!
Stewie Griffin: GO TO HELL!!!
Stewie Griffin [to Quagmire, who's with a hooker]: I suppose I'll go pump the chemical toilet. Apparently, you're about to do the same.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Robot Stewie: Damn you vile woman. Blast. What the deuce.
Robot Brian: I am a tool. Stewie is much better than me at everything including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends.
Brian Griffin [looking at Glenn's Winnebago]: "Quagmire's Cross-C**try Tour." Uh, isn't there an "o" in "country"?
Glenn Quagmire: Nope!
Lois Griffin: We gotta get those kids out of the house once in a while. I mean, shouldn't they be dating?
Peter Griffin: Ah, that doesn't solve the problem, Lois. If they start dating, I mean, their-their rooms are right next to each other. They'll start having sex, we'll never get them out of the house, and--
Lois Griffin: No-no-no, you idiot, I'm talking about them dating other people.
Lois Griffin: [role playing] Oh! Help, Spider-Man! I'm being attacked by the evil rose bush!
Peter Griffin: Oh, I'll save you, Mary Jane!
Meg Griffin: Oh my God!
Chris Griffin: I don't know what they're fighting about, but I think Dad's winning. GO, DAD!
Lois Griffin: Kids, can we have some privacy, please?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, you guys are more annoying than that announcer on those TV commercials.
[cut away]
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• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007