Blind Ambition Quotes
Tom Tucker: And here comes the heroic blind man. Tell us, sir, how did you summon the courage to save your friend from that burning building?
Peter Griffin: THAT FREAKIN' PLACE WAS ON FIRE?!
Tom Tucker: And there you have it. Coming up next: Watch me shave.
Brian Griffin: [sees Brutus] Peter, what the hell is that?
Peter Griffin: Ah, this is my seeing eye dog, Brutus.
Brian Griffin: What do you need a seeing eye dog for?
Peter Griffin: Well, 'cause I can't do anything for myself, Brian. I can't drive, I don't know when to cross the street, and I took a dump in a church confessional which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless. I thought I could deal with being blind at first, but... I don't know. I-I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.
[cut to the Fortress of Solitude in Superman]
Superman: We must stop Lex Luthor before he irradiates the world's supply of gold. [Peter walks into the lair]
Peter Griffin: Uh, hi, uh, sorry. I know you've got a meeting going on, but, um...so, we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its. So, um, just putting it out there. If you're heading to the store later, uh, you know, uh, 800-mile drive for me, like, five seconds for you. Whatever. I'm not here.
Peter Griffin: Hey, you still awake, Lois, honey?
Chris Griffin: Dad?
Peter Griffin: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh-shh-shh-shh, don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah. Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big, soft boobs, running down your big, man-like ch... holy crap, it's Chris! Uh, uh, so, uh...how you doin'? You do all your homework? Finish all your subjects?
Chris Griffin: Yes, sir.
Peter Griffin: Good. Just, uh, just checkin'. Have a good night, son. [feels his way out into the hallway and in another room] You still awake, honey?
Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?!
Brian Griffin: Peter, if you'll just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
Peter Griffin: Later, later, Brian. I gotta do something that people will remember me for. Which is why I've invented a new type of flying machine.
Stewie Griffin: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this that, uh... leads me to believe this probably won't work.
Peter Griffin: Alright, Stewie, let her rip.
Joe Swanson: Here's this month's Victoria's Secret catalog.
Glenn Quagmire: Oh, oh God, oh God, uh, uh, uh... dead kittens, dead kittens! Uh, uh, old nuns... uh, really old nuns... uh, Renée Zellweger! [sighs of relief] Ah, there we go.
Lois Griffin: Well, well, look who's here.
Peter Griffin: Alright, alright, look, I know an apology is due here, so Lois, tell Quagmire you're sorry you had him arrested.
Lois Griffin: Excuse me? He's the one who owes me an apology. He was watching me go to the bathroom!
Peter Griffin: Well, clearly he thinks you're attractive, Lois. It's a positive thing. [to Quagmire] Thank you, Glenn, for complimenting our family.
Loretta Brown: We have had it with his disrespect for women. We're petitioning the city to have him removed from the neighborhood.
Bonnie Swanson: Yeah, I don't want to bring a new baby into the world with him running around.
Peter Griffin: Ok first of all, Bonnie you've been pregnant for like 6 years, all right. Either have the baby or don't. Second of all, Quagmire's a good guy. He's just a little mixed up ... [the chicken from Da Boom attacks Peter, who comes back, panting]
Peter Griffin: Sorry about that. Second of all, Quagmire's a good guy, you know? He's just a little mixed up, that's all.
Tom Tucker: Coming up, Diane's weight.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 10th, 2007 Cleveland Brown: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfaction watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
Joe Swanson: Can't blame them for being self-righteous, the black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
Cleveland Brown: The black ball's done nothing wrong.
Joe Swanson: If the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear.
