Blue Harvest Quotes
Meg Griffin: Wow, Dad, thanks for keeping us entertained! That was a great story!
Chris Griffin: Yeah, but didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?
Peter Griffin: Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris. I-I don't know if people are even aware of that show's existence.
Chris Griffin: Well, I don't know, Dad. I think a decent number of people watch it.
Peter Griffin: Oh, really? Define "decent".
Chris Griffin: I think it's the highest rated show on Cartoon Network, and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.
Peter Griffin: Well, yeah, but double ten people is, like, twenty people, so, I mean, what kind of numbers are we talking about here, you know?
Chris Griffin: Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show, and they beat you to the punch.
Peter Griffin: Uh, I-I don't know about that, Chris. I mean, to me a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC, you know, one of the real networks.
Red Leader: All wings check in.
Red 3: Red 3 standing by.
Red 6: Red 6 standing by.
Luke Skywalker (Chris): Red 5 standing by
Red Buttons: Red Buttons standing by.
Redd Foxx: Redd Foxx standing by.
Big Red: Big Red standing by.
R2-D2 (Cleveland): [opens a hatch and shoots down a "Thai" fighter with a pistol] YEE HAW!! That's how we do it in my neighborhood, bitch!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007 Luke Skywalker (Chris): They're coming too fast!
Han Solo (Peter): [under his breath] Oh boy. Nickel for every time that's happened... just keep shooting, Luke!
Storm Trooper: Hey, did you hear something?
Redneck Storm Trooper: Probably just another drill. You know that last drill we had? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, and then we heard that there was this drill and she told me there was no way.
Luke Skywalker (Chris): See what you can do. I'm gonna shoot some wamp rats in my T-16.
C-3PO: You kill small animals for fun?! That's the first indication of a serial killer!
Luke Skywalker (Chris): There's two suns and no women! What am I suppose to do?!
Darth Vader (Stewie): [mimicking stormtroopers] My god, look at this mess. Oh, hey, Darth Vader's coming, do you think we should clean this up a little bit? Ahhh, no, he's not gonna mind.
• Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007Soldier 1: What if they come in another door?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007C-3PO (Quagmire): Ya hear that? It sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. And not the Hey-take-a-deep-breath let's-experiment kind of boarding from the rear.
• Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007 Announcer: We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS.
Commentator 1: And Mickelson here trying to save par. And there's Mickelson's wife. God is she hot.
Commentator 2: Look at that rack. There's a downhill lie for you.
Commentator 1: Oh, they're just out there, begging to be touched. Pleading. How many golf balls you think she can fit in her mouth?
Commentator 2: I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying.