Boys Do Cry Quotes
Lois: Peter! What the hell? You can't just bring that horse in here with us!
Peter: Oh, come on, Lois. I mean, to you he's just a horse, but to me, he's a friend! I take care of him, and I brush him and feed him, and I really do love... okay, the horse may have just pooped in the bed.
Lois Griffin: Oh, it is so good to be home. You know, I wanted us to live in a place with real family values, but values don't come from where you live or who your friends are. They come from inside, from your own beliefs.
Peter Griffin: I agree, Lois. Like, for instance, if you're watching a TV show and you decide to take your values from that... you're an idiot. Maybe you should take responsibility for what values your kids are getting. Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place if you have such a big problem with them, instead of blaming the shows themselves. Yeah, that's right.
Chris Griffin: Dad, why aren't you taking the car?
Peter Griffin: Chris, we're in Texas now. If I'm not riding a horse, I'm gonna stick out like a straight guy in a skating competition.
[cut to straight guy skating]
Straight Guy: Boo-ya! Triple salchow in your face! Hey, you want this? Huh? You want some of this? Oh, man, look at your rack. I'd motorboat that. I'd motorboat the hell out of it! Right after this layback spin.
Stewie Griffin [still dressed as a girl]: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina. [to Brian] That's what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007 Brian Griffin: Texas? We're going to Texas in search of religious tolerance? That's gonna be like trying to get Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off.
[cut to Sneakers walking]
Sneakers O'Toole:[Singing] I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole.
Man#1: Hey, Take those sneakers off.
Sneakers O'Toole: No!
Man#1: Take them off, I said!
Sneakers O'toole: No!
Man#2: Ah, let him go. We'll never catch him. Not in these shoes.
Sneakers O'Toole: I didn't take my sneakers off, I'm still Sneakers O'Toole.
Peter Griffin: Aw, sweet, we are outta here! Now I can do what I planned to do this morning: gladiator mice!
[cut to Peter sitting on the couch, in only his tighty-whities, while two mice in gladiator costumes fight on the floor]
Peter Griffin: Hahahahaha! Yes, yes, die, die, die! I have everything and you have nothing!
Lois Griffin: ...and lately, this family has been lacking moral fiber. Especially you, Meg.
[cut to Meg on the couch. Her body is literally deflated. Stewie is sitting in the arm chair next to her]
Lois Griffin: Meg, what happened to you?!
Stewie Griffin: She can't answer you. She can't even talk. Ever since she started smoking pot, she just kind of lays there. It's really sad... and a tiny bit funny. Oh, my God, I think I'm getting a contact high.
Glenn Quagmire: [sees a sign outside the church that reads, "Organist Wanted"] Heh, heh. All right... Ahh! Well, why do you say "organist" if you don't want... I don't understand the world anymore.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007