Brian Goes Back to College Quotes (Page 2)
Peter Griffin: A-Team role call. Face?
Glenn Quagmire: Here and handsome.
Peter Griffin: Murdock?
Joe Swanson: Here, and crazy!
Peter Griffin: B.A.?
Cleveland Brown: I pity the fool, but also suggest many ways that he may better himself.
Peter Griffin: Man, this is gonna be a fun day. Much better than that day I tried TAG Bodyspray for Sick Cats.
[cut to Peter in the store spraying some TAG on himself. Soon, 12 sick cats come up to him yowling]
Peter Griffin: Oh. Oh, oh God. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Eww. Eww. Eww. Oh, no, no, no. Oh. Oh, no, no, no, you're cute, you're cute; I-I don't wanna pet you though. Ah, ah... ah, all right. Ah. Oh, oh, oh, what are you gonna do? Oh, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? [the cat vomits] Ah! Oh, no. Okay. No, yeah, no, this-this spray is not for me.