Death is a Bitch Quotes
Stewie: It seems with death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile. (Stewie looks around checking to make sure no one is around.) Nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: I'm not gonna kill those kids. If they die I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays ... Other than the fine programs on Fox.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well, that would just leave England.
Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn't mean you have to call him names.
Stewie (to Death): Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room.
Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
