Deep Throats Quotes
Meg Griffin: I have to tell you something, Adam.
Mayor Adam West: You're an alien, I know.
Stewie Griffin: Well, uh, you two are busy being nude, so, um, we'll just, uh, head out and, uh...let you be nude. [Brian and Stewie slowly walk out the front door backwards]
Peter Griffin: Who were those guys?
Lois Griffin: I don't know.
Lois Griffin: Hey...hey, Brian...he's knocking on the back door. What should I do?
Brian Griffin: What?
Lois Griffin: He's knocking on the back door! Should I let him in? I'm a-scared!
Peter Griffin: Hey, Brian, what's up?
Brian Griffin: Uh, hi, uh... Lois, Peter.
Lois Griffin: Brian, did you know this couch was here? It's so comfortable.
Peter Griffin: Hey, Lois, look how short Stewie is. He's so short!
Lois Griffin: Oh, my God, he is short!
Stewie Griffin: Oh, God, I feel more delirious than my cousin, Stewie Cruise.
[cut to Stewie jumping on Oprah's couch]
Stewie Cruise: I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M NOT GAY! GO SEE MY NEW MOVIE! I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M NOT GAY!
Meg Griffin: What are you doing here, Brian? Still trying to smear my boss?
Brian Griffin: No, no, no. I actually came to my senses and realized I was out of line. Uh, I'm just here to apologize. [hits Stewie]
Stewie Griffin: Oh, and, uh, [in a dazed and forced voice, to Meg] You're so pretty. You're always pretty.
Meg Griffin: Aw, you guys are so sweet. [kisses Stewie on the cheek]
Stewie Griffin: Oh, well, it's my pleasure.
Meg Griffin: Hey, can you guys hold on a sec? I gotta get this to Helen in accounting. [walks out of the room]
Stewie Griffin: Okay, bye. [vomits in a vase]
[Peter and Lois are high]
Peter Griffin: That's... that's my favorite picture of Brian, over there on that wall.
Lois Griffin: He wants to have sex with me so bad! He-he's not... he's not gonna get to! [falls on her face. Peter giggles, then takes a bite out of his guitar]
Brian Griffin: Thank you for coming, Deep Throat.
Kermit the Frog: [hiding] You'll understand if I don't come out from the shadows, my identity will be safest if you never see my face.
Brian Griffin: Uh... okay.
Kermit the Frog: Mayor West hasn't slept at home for three nights!
Brian Griffin: Kermit the Frog?
Kermit the Frog: [gasps, flees] Somebody talked! No one is safe! I'm getting out of here!
Stewie Griffin: What's his appeal, anyway!
Stewie Griffin: Oh my God, speed up, speed up, speed up! [drives past Cleveland]
Cleveland Brown: OH THERE YOU ARE, YOU HONKY SUMBITCH! COME BACK HERE!
Mayor Adam West [after dispatching the Noid]: Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007
