Emission Impossible Quotes
Peter Griffin: Oh, jeez, my duodenum's actin' up!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Stewie Griffin: Alright, testing voice modulator. Blast you vile woman!
Robot Peter: Blast you vile woman!
Stewie Griffin: Ugh, that won't do. [He turns on the translator] Pardon me, you with the severe aesthetic deficiencies.
Robot Peter: Hey ugly!
Stewie Griffin: Excellent! Hahahahaha!
Robot Peter: Sweet! Eheheheheheh!
Stewie Griffin: All this time spent keeping people from having sex. Now I know how the Catholic Church feels. Ba-zing!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Lois Griffin: STEWIE! Bad boy, that's Mommy's makeup! Oh, and you got it all over your father's favorite shirt, now go to your room!
Brian Griffin: Wow, the evidence is really piling up...
Stewie Griffin: Make any joke you want, you know I look good.
Stewie Griffin: Well, look at you there! Oh, you're a filthy girl, aren't you? Yes, Yes, you're looking for a bad time, that's what you're after. Oh, you're a dirty flirt. You want it bad, and you don't care who you get it from because you have no self respect and that gets you off, doesn't it?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Brian Griffin: Okay, insert rod support A into slot B.
Peter Griffin: That's what...
Brian Griffin: And if you say "that's what she said" one more time, I'm gonna pop you.
Peter Griffin: H-hey, look at this, Lois. It's our Pet Rock. Ah, I remember the first day we brought it home.
[cutaway to the Griffins' living room, where Lois stands by as Peter shoves the Rock into a stain in the carpet.]
Peter Griffin: [to Rock] See that? Huh?! Huh?! Bad Rock! BAD!! We do that OUTSIDE!! [to Lois] Look at him, he knows what he did.
Peter Griffin: Oh, my God!
Lois Griffin: What? What?!
Peter Griffin: It's a beautiful baby girl.
Carol Pewterschmidt: Ooh, a baby girl. I'm so happy.
Peter Griffin: [gasps] But she has a penis! Well, we'll have to do something about that!
Lois Griffin: Peter, no! It's a boy!
Lois Griffin: Don't worry, Carol. We're almost there. Peter, why are we stopped?
Peter Griffin: [to drive-thru window] Um, yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers.
Lois Griffin: Peter! For God's sake, she's having a baby!
Peter Griffin: Oh, that's right... a-and a kids' meal. And, uh, I-I guess I'll have fries. If I have fries is anybody else gonna have any? 'Cause, you know, I... I don't want to be the only one eating them. I'll feel like a fatty.
Peter Griffin: Hey, uh, Carol. Since Ted left ya', can I wear his shirt?
Lois Griffin: Peter, why would want to wear Ted's shirts? He's half your size.
Peter Griffin: I know, now let me try something. Carol, say to me, "David Banner, I just slashed your tires."
Carol Pewterschmidt: "David Banner, I just slashed your tires." [Peter rips through Ted's shirt and screams like the Incredible Hulk]
Peter Griffin: Ehehehehehehe, I'm priceless.
