Emission Impossible Quotes (Page 2)
Glenn Quagmire: [to a woman] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! [to another woman] Hey, you must be a parking ticket, 'cause you've got "fine" written all over you. [to two women having a conversation] Hey there, I don't want to come between you... or do I?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007Glenn Quagmire: Gosh, I never had to entertain kids before. [pause] So, a chick walks into a gynecologist's office...
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007Glenn Quagmire [when asked to babysit Stewie]: Well, in... in accordance with Megan's Law, I'm obligated to inform you that, uh... you know what, that's fine. I'll take the kids.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Announcer: We now return to The Smurfs.
Smurf 1: Hey, y-you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf 1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh, man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf 1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the Smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Oh, that is freakin' Smurf! [they high-five]
Smurf 2: You Smurf it!
Smurf 1: That is freakin' Smurf.
Smurf 2: Yeah.
Stewie Griffin [going through refrigerator]: Uh, let's see, we got soda, purple stuff... Aw, Sunny D, alright!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007
